Disgusting Piece of Distented Rectum....so to speak
I know it's been a while but i have been busy what with the new car and work and hunting season and selling the house and signing up for BYU (which didn't turn out) and now signing up for UVSC and working on my Rock Crawler and spending time with my wife and playing with puppies and sighting in for the hunts and fixing stupid minor problems on my car that take 3 days and disassembling the engine to complete and blah with the blah bugno ih blah bo guoi blah blah blah.
Neurieke, I have been a bit busy and having to go over to my parents house to check my e-mail (which i do still read from time to time) is kind of low on the priority list. Anywho the Elk hunt starts in 8 hours and i am no where near the mountain, but i will be. So anywho, i am hoping someone is going to have some type of halloween party or something because i haven't seen hardly anyone for a long time. I did see Dave (and his shiny new fuel efficient nature killing machine) last weekend and watched a movie while eating some really bad Oreo shakes that i am proud to say i effectively screwed up. So i don't think it is too far of a stretch to say i feel like a disgusting piece of distented rectum. By the way, if anyone feels like sending me an e-mail, feel free because when i do check it i will respond.
I think NIkki is doing ok, i don't know because i haven't really seen her for a few days and i'm pretty sure if something was indeed wrong i'd know about it. Anyway i gotta go for now. I really will try to update this more often. I really miss having the Internet at home. Anywho, toodles.
Neurieke, I have been a bit busy and having to go over to my parents house to check my e-mail (which i do still read from time to time) is kind of low on the priority list. Anywho the Elk hunt starts in 8 hours and i am no where near the mountain, but i will be. So anywho, i am hoping someone is going to have some type of halloween party or something because i haven't seen hardly anyone for a long time. I did see Dave (and his shiny new fuel efficient nature killing machine) last weekend and watched a movie while eating some really bad Oreo shakes that i am proud to say i effectively screwed up. So i don't think it is too far of a stretch to say i feel like a disgusting piece of distented rectum. By the way, if anyone feels like sending me an e-mail, feel free because when i do check it i will respond.
I think NIkki is doing ok, i don't know because i haven't really seen her for a few days and i'm pretty sure if something was indeed wrong i'd know about it. Anyway i gotta go for now. I really will try to update this more often. I really miss having the Internet at home. Anywho, toodles.
posted by Maximus_Manimal at 9:02 PM
2 Comments:
The Shawn does indeed live, hooray!! I'm sort of planning a halloween party on the 28th, how does that sound? If the party doesn't turn out y'all are still invited over to see my (hopefully) freaking cool costume. :D
A Disgusting Piece of Distented Rectum...Man, you are clearly a professional wordsmith. I was feeling pretty wretched today and really didn't know how to describe it, and then I come to your site. Way to go the extra mile there.
BTW, I hope the car you are referring to is Not the Trans Am! If so, I claim ABSOLUTELY NO RESPONSIBILITY for braking it.
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