The bardish flaming trip of DOOM!
Well we survived our
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As you can see, flaming surroundings was a bit of a theme (right down to the gayish manner of the dancers at the festival). Also, the Mexican food cocktails were great! Of course, as with every road trip, there were a number of crazy inside jokes that came about. Many of them were induced by lack of caffeine and/or lack of good sleep, combined with the volatile mixture of friends. Here’s a sample:
* The Jumbo-Large nature of my water bottle
* The fact that we stayed at the Knights Inn (*insert Alf laugh here* HA! ‘cuz it’s knights at the Shakespearian Festival, and that’s where we slept at night! OH MAN!!)
* Cedar Cities remarkably long… Ford
* Whoa, that’s good BLOW!
* The horrible realization that we were all vulnerable to Midnight Junking
* Oprah’s Va-Jay-Jay (Gah, Jibblies!)
Also of note were:
* The scientist at the M&M factory who quite obviously hated his job.
* Heather making baby Jesus cry by gambling her innocence away (BETTING WHORE)
* Me waving at all the truckers we passed with my toes while I was in the back of the car
* Apparently drafting WILL drastically improve gas mileage
* Captain Spock’s falling in love and making out with a chick
* And it turns out that Chris, Justin, Mandy, and Miranda don’t like being awakened by a body being repeatedly hurled into their hotel room door!
All in all it was a great trip. Feel free to add anything I may have overlooked or wasn’t present for.
posted by Maximus_Manimal at 2:33 PM
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FYI: your linky is not..uhmm linked.
Bouncing signal off a few satcoms, routing thru a turkish radio network I was finally able to post my comment. :D
Sounds like fun. One has to ask themselves how you ended up in Vegas on your way to Cedar City. I can see the other way around (it is on the way after all) but the way you did it and it was one massive side trip.
So how what type of gambling did Heather do? If you say slots I will be slightly dissapointed.
FYI: your linky is not..uhmm linked.
Bouncing signal off a few satcoms, routing thru a turkish radio network I was finally able to post my comment. :D
Sounds like fun. One has to ask themselves how you ended up in Vegas on your way to Cedar City. I can see the other way around (it is on the way after all) but the way you did it and it was one massive side trip.
So how what type of gambling did Heather do? If you say slots I will be slightly dissapointed.
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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! There are actually tears running down my cheeks! I have never laughed so hard at any one of your posts--well done. I did indeed (apparently) make the baby Jesus cry by gambling. And, unfortunately it was just a slot machine, which Chris was kind enough to finance. If Deliveror set out to show me how unbelievably boring gambling is, and therefore prevent me from becoming addicted, he succeeded many times over. It's very boring. However, I'm sure the card games are a little more entertaining...
I think my favorite parts of the trip are all included in the list--the top few being the whole Spock getting some, Oprah's Vajay-jay, and most notable our (or yours and Deliveror's) susceptibility to midnight junkings.
You also forgot where you went in your towel to ask the neighbor lady if you could get your ball out of her back yard. :D
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