As Promised...

Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius. 'reeeeaal meeen of geeeeeeeeeeniuuuuuuuus' Today we salute you Mr. Ultra Geeky Programmer Gamer Guy. 'Mister Ultra Geeky Programmer Gaaaaaaamer Guy!' You are the King of the camping whores, Ruler of the Railgun, Wizard of WoW. With painstaking precision, you research every inside joke in the latest Weird Al music video, and ROFLMAO at their hidden meaning. ‘Who iiiiiiis MC Escher!?’ While the Noobs are caught up in PvP fighting, you drive them all into financial ruin by writing your own code to take advantage of them at the local auction house. Young boys and grown men alike watch in awe as you pass by sporting your “Know your roots” t-shirt and 4000GB Ipod full of music and video that you didn’t have to pay anything for. It’s just a pity the ladies don’t think the same way. One things for sure, you’ll never be seen asking The Company Computer Guy for help, in fact it’s the other way around. ‘You aaaaarrrreeeee tttteeeeehh suxors!!!’ So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Ultra Geeky Programmer Gamer Guy, because you know that the Internet really IS a series of tubes! 'Mister Ultra Geeky Programmer Gaaaaaaamer Guy!'